Veloconomics broken down.

I really have nothing much to talk about, but it's been a while so I'll ramble a bit and leave you underwhelmed and possibly misinformed. It has been cold. I think this topic has been covered many times, by many others, and well, unless you have not left your dwelling in days you've probably got that figured out by now. On the plus side traction in the woods, and at the NBX course, has been excellent. On the down side I shaved off my beard prior to attending the Save The Bay "Bay Bash" and my flesh feels like it's been torn asunder by screeching weasels every time I ride. Maybe I'll simply toughen up. I certainly hope so, as I have no plans to resemble a skinny Grizzly Adams again anytime soon.

I finally sold my Kona. That's riveting news, I know. Contain yourselves please! What else happened in the last few weeks, you ask? Not a whole lot. I've frozen my ass off on the road like many of you, and I recently drove through a handful of nails some asshat left in the street in front of our neighbors house (an accursed shithole that has, in the semi recent past, actually been a drive-up crack house). Apparently good contractors are hard to find these days..

On the NEMBA front we're hosting a Winter Warmer Fun Ride at Lincoln Woods on 12/14 to help get people out of Arcadia, and Big River, during the mercifully short shotgun season. We'll have some raffle items, chili and whatnot. We will keep the price low as per usual, somewhere around $5 - $10 with all proceeds going to a local non profit, you know the drill. This will be a great chance to learn a loop out there! It'll be most of my main loop. Figure on 10 miles or so with a bunch of climbing. To avoid two way traffic issues I'm going to get creative, and yes, that means some little double-back type of stuff gets cut out. I'll probably lead a ride and will hit some additional stuff. Although I'll be riding it a zillion times over that weekend so who knows how the legs will feel. Frate will most likely be leading some gnarly huckabilly jam type rides, so if that's your gig you'll want to hook up with him. Hopefully Mike Sam will be all healed up and able to ride as well.

What else.. oh, yeah, the economy sucks. But you all only really care about the veloconomy anyways, and for buyers it is most definitely NOT sucking. These days selling a bike for a fair price is about as likely as finding an ethical car salesman at a JD Byrider. It ain't gonna happen. Be prepared to give it away folks. Roughly 1/2 of retail became the norm for used bike pricing a while ago, and prices aren't going anywhere but down.

But, it's not all doom and gloom. If you were the proverbial ant, and not the grasshopper, then you can get your ass on the internets and profit from the stupidity of others! Just watch out for the usual schmucks trying to unload their "like new, high end, high prefromance SEXY bikes!!!" Nothing says I wanna to sex you up like a bike with "breaks" and some really cool "break" levers that allow you to not ride comfortably on your bars. As an added bonus it also became $100 more valuable between Providence and Boston's Craigslists. Must be all the work involved in posting it on two places that makes it worth the extra scratch. Well, that, the extra brakes and the pump. But hey, if you're local to RI snatch that bad boy up and save big!!

While it may be obvious to those walking among us who are not cyclists, those of us who buy and sell copious amounts of bike crap are a bit blind to the fact that our beloved bikes, like most material goods, do NOT become more valuable over time. At best they will have decent resale values. There are exceptions of course. Even if it was a great deal a horribly ugly bike will likely become the hardest thing you've ever tried to sell three years from now.(Ask anyone who bought a Gary Fisher Joshua, K2 Animal or a late 90s/early 2000s Gary Fisher or Trek VRX). The only ugly bikes, and parts, to buck the trend until now were the Mantis, Y bikes, purple anodized geegaws and the Girvin fork. These examples proving once again that there is absolutely no accounting for taste.

I'll leave you with something safety related, check your brakes before they check you:



Edited to add the below - apparently things are worse than I thought. Interweb battles over pink Shoguns, oh my..